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Are you a Hot Head like Mullins or a Cold Fish like Ashburn?  Take the quiz to find out!

When it comes to sex, are you prim and proper or are you a pants dropper?

Watch the video and check the box next to the clip that best describes you.

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When dealing with anger, do you exhibit self-control or act like a total a-hole?

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Would your co-workers describe you as a little stuck up, or totally fucked up?

Watch the video and check the box next to the clip that best describes you.

RESULTS

Stop the presses! You measured "Ashburn" degrees of THE HEAT. You really need to loosen up!

Whoopie! You just measured "The Captain" degrees of THE HEAT. You have little tiny girl balls.

Poopie! You just measured "MULLINS" degrees of THE HEAT. You probably own several hand grenades and a rocket launcher.